EMS on The Brain

Michael. Single. I am a NYS EMT-B and a Paramedic Student, starting school in August 2014. I am on my way to being a top level EMS provider! I love this field and the people in it and I wouldn't pick another job for the world. This blog is also more then EMS, including fire, police, military and everything else that interests me; so have a seat and enjoy a peak into my mind.

Jul 28

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via ambulanceartist)


“Sarcastic Things I’ve Said to Hospitals/Dispatch #457-
Me: (after having delivered a patient’s baby on the side of the road) This is unit 369, we have cause to bring the patient we just took from your facility back to you.
Hospital: What reason do you have for bringing them back?
Me: (looks at infant) Roughly eight pounds of reasons.”
(via emt-rj)

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

(via flightyluminary)



theawesomeadventurer:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose


because he was a fucking snitch

theawesomeadventurer:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

because he was a fucking snitch

(via skipatrol711)


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